Just in case the jokes in your crackers are awful, here’s some more …
Q: What is an ig?
A: An Eskimo house without a loo
Q: What’s orange and smells of carrots?
A: Rabbit sick
Q: What’s yellow and stupid?
A: Thick custard
Q: What do you call a girl with a shrimp on her head?
A: Barbie!
Q: What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs?
A: A wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs and 1 eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.
Enough! … Ed
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?Irene!