A Limerick for Saturday

Another entry in the Gaskell book of bad poetry …

I was having a cuddle with my daughter this morning and she was all hay-fevery. I was inspired to create this limerick (not bad for before 8am I thought!). Improvements to make it rhyme/scan perfectly are welcome!

A girl with a musical sneeze,
Thought it was quite a good wheeze,
To toot her atishoo,
But forgot the issue,
Of wiping the snot on her sleeve!

Alternatively – do you know any bookish limericks?  Do share..

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